This is why I love SongMeanings.com
On “The Goldheart Mountaintop Queen Directory”
This song is obviously about Pollard’s encounter with a male transvestite. Pollard is looking for some fun, so he looks up the local “Queen Directory”.
However, he soon has second thoughts and the Queen tells him to not hide, for his [trouser] snake can see him.
At that moment, the queen has a sex fueled freak out, she runs through the night, but still needs Pollard to come (reach orgasm), but Pollard refuses, finally, and writes this song to remember this mighty Queen.
Archers of Loaf
Superchunk, Dinosaur Jr, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah
Killin’ these finals like dead bodies
but seriously, I got a 98 on my Macroeconomic Principles Honors final when the teacher’s “career average” is a 79.