On “The Goldheart Mountaintop Queen Directory”
This song is obviously about Pollard’s encounter with a male transvestite. Pollard is looking for some fun, so he looks up the local “Queen Directory”.
However, he soon has second thoughts and the Queen tells him to not hide, for his [trouser] snake can see him.
At that moment, the queen has a sex fueled freak out, she runs through the night, but still needs Pollard to come (reach orgasm), but Pollard refuses, finally, and writes this song to remember this mighty Queen.